Wait! Bill a spliff or something. It’s that vibe.
If you’re really about it find a French chick owns a studio apartment and get your ‘puff, puff, give’ on.
Wait! Bill a spliff or something. It’s that vibe.
If you’re really about it find a French chick owns a studio apartment and get your ‘puff, puff, give’ on.
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Not that many listeners in life would give this artist as much regard as I credit him with but I swear his music is worth every penny. I like to think everyone from Shakespeare to Benjemin Zephaniah can appreciate his poetry (lyricism). Even Lupe said, “Blu is the only artist in the game that scares me.”
This is the 1st verse from song, ‘Amnesia’ off his ‘HerFavoriteColo(u)r‘ mixtape.
I used to have
Peace, serenity, teaching divinity.
Break bread, sipping the blood, eating with enemies.
Blind, pearl on my mind thinking we fittin’ to be,
This, that, and the third.Boy did I learn, tables turn,
Billy holiday burned down to play when my nerves drowned my folks away,
Swerving in the locomotive, far from my hopes and motives,
Back to boasting at shows to get a standing O’
From all the fans I know.On some of that sapphire rapid fire soul stuff I used to hit ‘em off with,
But now I’m some ol’ “pay the toll” for the way I played the role,
Cautious when I lace a flow, cause, pose?
Think I’m painting codes;
Patience grown thin, home sick and haven’t been home since.Fuck a rapper,
I’m an actor in a film called:
“Leave me the fuck alone until I find a real job”
Busting chrome grills off at these soft hearted break-beats;
Bouncing with 808′s and gray ink,
Blue heart, red skies, true art died in the heart of my mind,
Kept trying to fulfil this
Blank scribbled realness,
Even if it kills this
Poet inside.
I can’t belive it’s free, it costs you more NOT to listen.
Here’s the audio for the less rhythmic or literate minded (no par).
Peace.
Posted in Music | Tagged Amnesia, Blu, Her Favorite Colour, Lupe Fiasco, Lyrics, Mixtape, Poetry | 2 Comments »
My friend told me ‘neglect’ is one of her favourite words. I first I thought she didn’t know the start of a conversation from the the end of it but the way it rolled of her tongue twanged** me otherwise. Ne-GLect… Go on, say it,
neGLEct
You have to let the ‘GLE’ part rollll off your tongue like good phlegm. It’s her her favourite word for no other reason other than it sounds nice said out loud. Can’t argue with her.
Can’t argue with myself. I’ve been neglectful in sharing parts of my mind with whoever reads this [insert word for 'blog'; I hate saying 'blog'] for the past many months. Well.. No longer. So @Kitschai can you stick me back on that thingy on the side of your [insert word for blog] now innit. Safe dude.
**In East London only Mums say ‘convinced’ or ‘persuaded’. The children say, ‘twanged’. TWWAAANGGED I tells ya!
Cool beans. Have a sausage.
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You’d think that if you spent more almost a decade making the same game, over and over again, every year… That by now, it’s be flawless or damn well near perfection. Pro’ 10 – MONUMENTAL FAIL!

Pro' Evo', the game's SWAG OVER! (8)
Do right by your thumbs, index fingers, ring fingers and other phalanges involed in gameplay and buy Fifa 10. [GUN FINGER!]
Posted in Funny? | Tagged Fifa 10, J_Ihani, Kid Bliss, PES 10, Pro 10 | 1 Comment »
He’s not really cabbie though. Sabien doesn’t do drop-offs, but if he did… You’d have the real’st conversation in the world.
So I’m sitting here, trying to think of how best to put across the wisdom shared by this man but I’m slowly (actually quite quickly infact) losing the will to type it all down. Blame my love for the words ‘lackadaisical’ and ‘lethargic’. Besides, I’ve come to the conclusion that the three most motivating things in the world are love, money and sex. Writing down the conversation leads to none of the three… Actually, wait, it might. Some rich girl just might be reading this thinking, “I’ll give him love, sex and money, ’cause he’s name Will and he’s Igbo and he lives in East London and that’s all I want from a man.” ANOREXIC chance.
Anyway a point I wanna draw out from the talk with said “cabbie” is NO music is rubbish. Just ’cause it ain’t your cup of hot chocolate doesn’t mean it’s shxt. You may say an artist is crap, eg Soulja Boy but he serves a purpose. Same way you might say Trance artists are pants but they’re mekking music that people like.
Moral of the sentence – Respect others’ artistry.
It might even be you and your nephew sittin’ in a basement, kickin’ tins, but if you’re feeling it…”
So erm yeah. Moving on it’s been a good week for music. Logan’s was something epic last night.
![Logan Sama Show [07-09-09] Trim & Obese ducked out before the snap.](http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs210.snc1/7735_132737697379_507992379_2389536_6149691_n.jpg)
Trim & Obese ducked out before the snap...
Click here for the full set and/or full show.
Posted in Funny? | Tagged Logan Sama, Music, Sabien Flint, Stuff | 1 Comment »
More than two years ago the still unsolved disappearance of Madeline McCann caught the public eye following a storm of media attention and controversy. Until now the search for the..
‘llow the sob story actually. After about 5mins of battling my political correctness I lost. So I started laghing at what I saw below. Deeper laughs. Them I-feel-like-I-spent-couple-hours-at-the-gym type laughs. Shxt. PAPAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!
‘#ADMITIT YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD’

Never seen such a tweet.
Besides that. Check this out. Little bit more on the good side of charity.
Sidebar: “Che-la-la-la-la-la-la boom-boom che-lay!”
Posted in Funny? | Tagged Chipmunk, Domino, Egypt, Frankmusik, Go Bashy, I Got Soul, Ironik, Kid British, London Community Gospel Choir, Madeline McCann, McLean, MPHO, N-Dubz, Pixie Lott, Tinchy Stryder, Twitter, VV Brown, Young Soul Rebels | 2 Comments »

Clock the fail...
Two bills for the skipiest. Competition closes at noon today.
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…For fear of drapes-ing the innocent.

Gully over everything
Listening through, each punchline has more effect than given credit ’cause it’s knocking about my memory. Got to track three and couldn’t remember any of the other top tens in Grime. The CD epitomises good grime, production from the likes of Rude Kid, Silencer and Maniac plus features from Lady Leshurr, Wiley and Little Dee consolidate a brilliant opus from the legend in the making.
“Don’t compare me to none of these BATTYS in the scene innit!”

Knight in cyber armour
Just crack… No lines, ’cause it’s instrumentals. Sniff (listen)
“We want you to smoke the real thing!”
Posted in Music, Reviews | Tagged Cheese Loueez, Dubstep, Grime, Money Over Everyone, P Money, Sukh Knight, True Tiger | 1 Comment »
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STEP 1
Press play and watch the following with your eyes closed.
STEP 2
Press play and watch the following with your eyes open.
Cool beans.
Posted in Funny? | Tagged Beatbox, Michael Winslow, Tennis Game, The Vocal People, YouTube | Leave a Comment »